Every company that processes data for us, what it receives and where.
Runs both Workers, the database, the key-value store, the usage counters, the backups, the email queue and the bot check on the sign-in form. Every request passes through it.
The model tier. Receives the text of a check the rules could not settle, with the questions, and returns numbers. Never called for a project set to Edge-only or a request in fast mode.
The merchant of record: checkout, card storage, tax, receipts, refunds and the customer portal.
Sends the sign-in links, the quota notices and the billing emails.
A new name appears here thirty days before it receives anything, and paying customers are emailed. Questions go to hello@unprofane.com.
Last changed September 24, 2026.